
After years of broken promises, half-truths, and “coming soon” teasers, the legend continues: official CatDad merch… is still on the way. But in the meantime, this tee should hold you over—with everything you’d expect from the CatDad universe:
🐾 Yogaboy in full lotus, meditating with a cat in his lap
🚁 Helicopters surveilling overhead
🕵️♂️ Surveillance pigeons monitoring every breath
🐿️ Chunks—the fattest squirrel in recorded history
🧠 Paul Wysopal / Timothy McVeigh, special agent in charge of false flags
🍄 A sprinkling of mind-expanding mushrooms
It’s weird. It’s true. It’s wearable.
Perfect for Father’s Day, anti-psyop meetups, or just confusing the entire neighborhood. Whether you’re a CatDad, a truther, or just into hilarious, high-strangeness apparel, this shirt delivers on the vibes, even if the merch drop hasn’t yet.
Soft, unisex fit. True to size. Ships with no listening devices (that we know of).
Buy it now before the lizards make us take it down.
Product features
- Without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape over time
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching
- Ethically grown 100% US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Classic fit suitable for both casual and semi-formal occasions
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Bigger shirt size
The t-shirt runs bigger than usual giving extra space for comfort
Fabric
Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives thicker vintage feel to the shirt. Long-lasting garment suitable for everyday use. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not tumble dry; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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